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dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
kisha halafu akamuuliza "Samahani dada
unaitwa Google?".
Dada: "hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa
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Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

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David Kawawa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 9, 2015

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Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 10, 2015

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Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 3, 2015

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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 11, 2015

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Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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Omar (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Asante Ackyshine

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