Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_0770ac5c620b54bb0a9adb45d32d34f3, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga
Date: March 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?"
MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.."
MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.."
Mchaga akatoa.
MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.."
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?"
MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.."
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa.."
MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..'
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..'
MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.."
MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?"
MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.
😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_0770ac5c620b54bb0a9adb45d32d34f3, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Shikamoo kingereza..!
Baada ya kufika Kempiski nikaona menu imeandikwa:
Saute...
Read More
Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda
ki...
Read More
1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.
Read More
Mchungaji Kauliza: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje...
Read More
BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri.
DOGO: ndio baba nitap...
Read More
*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani*
*Husband: Takamushi jiku.*
*Wife :h...
Read More
Badala yakupika PILAU tutapika TAMBI kwenye Xmas maana tutakua tumeokoa sh.15,000/= Vitunguu swa...
Read More
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
MUME: Ntakun...
Read More
Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza k...
Read More
Mtoto: baba eti Botwasna ipo wap?
Baba: angalia itak...
Read More
Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors ...
Read More
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka k...
Read More
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 21, 2017
🤣🤣😄😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2017
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2017
😊😂🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 31, 2017
😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!
Zainab (Guest) on March 30, 2017
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 12, 2017
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2017
😄 Kichekesho gani!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣
Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2016
🤣😄😊
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 19, 2016
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
John Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2016
😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 4, 2016
😂🤣😆
Mgeni (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
John Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2016
😅😊😂👏
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂
Kazija (Guest) on August 19, 2016
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 21, 2016
😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆
Jamila (Guest) on June 11, 2016
😅 Bado nacheka!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 31, 2016
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 13, 2016
🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 11, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣
Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Umesema kweli! 👌😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
Jamal (Guest) on February 10, 2016
😁 Hii ni dhahabu!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 25, 2015
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
Rukia (Guest) on December 24, 2015
🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2015
😆😅😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 5, 2015
🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 14, 2015
🤣😭😆
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2015
🤣🔥😊
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊
John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2015
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 10, 2015
😂😅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2015
😆 Ninakufa hapa!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2015
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 7, 2015
😂😆
Chiku (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄
Mariam (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣