Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Angalia huyu bibi alichotufanyia kwenye gari

Featured Image

​tulikua kwenye gari kibao ad wengne mlangon likasmimama kituo kimoja kulikua kuna bibi anataka kupanda​

Konda- bibi twende sit kibao ata utalala

Bibi - oooh sawa mjukuu

Konda - simama tu apo wanashuka mbele

Bibi - akacheka sana tu

Konda- mbona unacheka bibi

Bibi - mjukuu hawa wote hawashuki wanakufa apo mbele

Watu- simamisha gar

Saiv bibi kabaki mwenyewe amelala sit ya nyumaπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Rehema (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜„

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2017

πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 7, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Baraka (Guest) on April 5, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 26, 2017

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

Hawa (Guest) on February 13, 2017

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2017

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 2, 2017

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Maida (Guest) on October 6, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 27, 2016

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Fikiri (Guest) on May 22, 2016

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 20, 2016

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 6, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! πŸ˜…

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mohamed (Guest) on March 27, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 21, 2016

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 6, 2016

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Jaffar (Guest) on March 1, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 24, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2016

πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 23, 2015

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 2, 2015

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Khalifa (Guest) on December 1, 2015

🀣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Faiza (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Zawadi (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 7, 2015

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 26, 2015

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 17, 2015

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nyota (Guest) on July 17, 2015

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 5, 2015

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 3, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 10, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

John Lissu (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 29, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Related Posts

Baadhi ya misemo mikali ya leo

Baadhi ya misemo mikali ya leo

1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.

2. Hata uwe na magari m... Read More

Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kich... Read More

Chezea kufulia!

Chezea kufulia!

Huu Mwezi jinsi nilivyofulia yaani hata nikikuta mende wamesimama wawili najua wananisem... Read More

Angalia huyu ticha wa Hesabu alichofanyiwa

Angalia huyu ticha wa Hesabu alichofanyiwa

Looku Looku* πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!*

... Read More
Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu

Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu

Jamaa mmoja dereva wa bajaji alianguka, sasa bajaji ikawa imem'bana akawa anafurukuta bil... Read More

Cheki nilichomfanyia huyu dereva tax

Cheki nilichomfanyia huyu dereva tax

Nilipanda tax leo.dereva tax akaanza kuongea…

Naipenda sana kazi yang... Read More

Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa

Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa

Bangi si mchezo! Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo! Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujita... Read More
Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…

DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?

CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani ... Read More

Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer

Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza v... Read More

Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga

Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga

Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ... Read More
Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss

Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye ... Read More

Cheki masifa yalivyomponza huyu, Sifa nyingine ni mbaya jamani

Cheki masifa yalivyomponza huyu, Sifa nyingine ni mbaya jamani

Mbongo, Mganda, na Mkenya walikamatwa na makosa Uchina. Wakaambiwa adhabu ni ama kifo cha moja kwa ... Read More

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_3a425b4193a39360ebe6c2fd8eeac0df, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3