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Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

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Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;
DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa
nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti
BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi
mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti?
DOGO : Lakini baba
BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona
ntakachofanya.
DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda
shilingi milioni 3
BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu
sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si
ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu
ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua
haraka mwanangu mpenzi…

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