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Tofauti ya mwanamke wa Kizaramo, Kitanga, Kihaya, na wa Kichaga

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Mwanamke wakizaramo: Unampa hela ana nunua dela anaenda ana msutia jirani, analivaa dela bila nguo ya ndani mbele yako, unazidiwa anakupa kitu fresh unatoka unatabasamu.πŸ€πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Mwanamke wa kitanga:
Unampa hela anapika vitu mtaa mzima unasikia harufu ya chakula, chenji inayo baki ananunua kinga ukirudi unakula afu unakula..πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Mwanamke wa kihaya:
Unampa hela ukirudi unakuta majirani wote wanataarifa kuwa wew uliacha hela, anakupkia vitu vzuri, usiku anakuhudumia ukimsifia anakuhudumia tena hata mara nne kwa usiku mmoja..we mle sifa tuπŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€πŸ‘ŒπŸ½.

Mwanamke wa kichaga:
Unampa hela anaenda ananunua dagaa anapika na michuzi mingi mpaka dagaa wanafufuka unakula kwa shida, dagaa wanakula utumbo wako unakufa.. Madaktari wanajitahidi wanakutibu unafufuka. Ukiwa hujapata akili vizuri anakuletea bili ya umeme, anakukumbusha deni la kwa Massawe, anakukumbusha kodi ya nyumba.. *Unashikwa na presha unakufa moja kwa moja*πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸƒπŸΎπŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€

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