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Sultan
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Dec 14, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 23, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Patrick Mutua
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Oct 23, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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John Malisa
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Aug 31, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Hawa
Guest
May 30, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 29, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 23, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 23, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nyota
Guest
May 23, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
May 22, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 16, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Violet Mumo
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May 15, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Ibrahim
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May 11, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Neema
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May 7, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Azima
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Halima
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Feb 7, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sarah Karani
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Jan 18, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
