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Esther Cheruiyot
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Feb 27, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Farida
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Juma
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Neema
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 7, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 4, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
