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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

Je, huyu mama angekuwa mkeo ungekuwa na swali lingine la kumuuliza?

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