Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Mambo ya mke na mume haya, chezea mchepuko!?

Featured Image

Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."





Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepuko…!!


AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 28, 2017

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 24, 2017

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 11, 2017

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 18, 2017

πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Hawa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Hamida (Guest) on January 1, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2016

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 27, 2016

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Yusuf (Guest) on September 28, 2016

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Sharifa (Guest) on August 23, 2016

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 14, 2016

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Mchawi (Guest) on June 20, 2016

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 12, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Sarafina (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Salma (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Fadhila (Guest) on December 11, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 2, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 8, 2015

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2015

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

John Lissu (Guest) on September 19, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 12, 2015

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Amir (Guest) on August 22, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2015

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Mwanais (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Arifa (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Hassan (Guest) on July 2, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Related Posts

Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi

Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi

Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupoΒ kibaruani.

Acha sasa mha... Read More

Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana

Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana

Hili nalo neno

Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unaka... Read More

Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

Mke:Β Naelekea london, nikuletee zawadi gani?

Mume:Β kitu... Read More

Utoto bwana. Raha sana!

Utoto bwana. Raha sana!

Utoto buana! eti mnacheza mpira wa makaratasi(chandimu) unapiga chenga kibao afu ukifika... Read More

Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini

Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini

Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?

Shemdoe raised up his hand.

Teacher: So it’s only She... Read More

Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake

Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake

Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi ... Read More

Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema

Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema

Kuna Daktari wa Moyo alifariki wakamchongeaa jeneza lenye umbo la Moyo. Ghafla Daktari mwingine ... Read More

Gari na mke nini muhimu?

Gari na mke nini muhimu?

GARI YA MILIONI 50
UNALAZA NJE…
mke wa laki sita
unalala nae ndani….
BANG... Read More

MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA

MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA

1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu Nywele zako;

3. Huwezi kupumua k... Read More

Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake

Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake

Hili nalo neneo.

Ukimuona mbwa🐢 harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza inawezekana kilich... Read More

Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena

Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena

Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na ... Read More

Cheki hawa washikaji wanachokifanya baada ya kuvuta bangi, Bangi si mchezo

Cheki hawa washikaji wanachokifanya baada ya kuvuta bangi, Bangi si mchezo

Kuna washikaji walikuwa wakivuta bangi… kiberiti kikawaishia… wakamtuma mwenzao akatafute ki... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_b8453c47ada0930f952aee909085a0e7, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3
πŸ“˜ About πŸ”’ Login πŸ“ Register πŸ“ž Contact