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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: September 15, 2015

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Yusra (Guest) on November 12, 2017

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Chum (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2017

😆 Kali sana!

Athumani (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

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Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

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Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

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Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

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😄 Umenishika vizuri!

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😆 Naihifadhi hii!

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😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

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🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

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Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

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Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

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Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

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