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KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri

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Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi Mbuga ya Wanyama, akaambiwa nafasi ya Kazi ipo ila hakuna Sokwe, "hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"

Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja watalii mambo yalienda vizuri, Siku iliyofuata Banda lake liliwekwa juu ya Banda la Simba, Jamaa ktk kuongeza mbwembwe akawa anarukaruka, kwa bahati mbaya si akaangukia ndani ya Banda la Simba, akawa anapiga kelele "Mama nakufaaa!"

Mara yule Simba akamwambia "Acha Ufala ww kelele za nini sasa, mimi mwenyewe Binadamu! rudi kwenye Banda lako kabla watalii hawajaja watatushtukia! chezea ajira ww"………!!

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Mustafa (Guest) on September 4, 2017

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

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