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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??

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Sijui Kama ushawai fall in love ile haswaa..

yani unampenda mtoto hadi akikupigia ile sauti ilivo tamu unajiskia kutafuna na kuimeza hiyo simu

Akikuita tu "my love"unajiskia tu kuvua nguo mwenywe
..
hicho kiupendo ukiwa nae unajskia unaweza piga wanaume 8 kwa pamoja

Yani ile love mtashinda pamoja kutwa nzima afu usiku unakopa salio umpigie muongee

Yani yale mapenz kiasi ukiona love story za romeo na Juliet unaona hakuna wanachofanya coz mapenz yao hayafikii yenu..

ile true love akikuangalia machoni akuguse mashavu afu akwambie,"I love u"
Unajishikilia kwenye ukuta usizimie..

yani ukimfikiria unaweza kulala chini ya kitanda Ku dilute hiyo feeling coz ni too much..

Umewahi kufeel hivyo??

Kama ushawai experience hivyo?? Basi HIYO SIYO "LOVE" NI "BANGI" PLZ ACHA KUTUMIA!
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