What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Nashon (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 2, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Amina (Guest) on December 31, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Safiya (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

John Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Issack (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 2, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Habiba (Guest) on November 26, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Amina (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Chum (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kahina (Guest) on October 14, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Habiba (Guest) on October 10, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Masika (Guest) on October 9, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mariam (Guest) on September 12, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on September 1, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hamida (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 16, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 11, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 3, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Kiza (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 21, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 19, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Salum (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Maneno (Guest) on May 7, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 21, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 27, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕