A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! โ๏ธ๐ฆ
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
Nashon (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 2, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Amina (Guest) on December 31, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Safiya (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Issack (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 2, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 26, 2020
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on November 17, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Chum (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 24, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Kahina (Guest) on October 14, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Habiba (Guest) on October 10, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Masika (Guest) on October 9, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mohamed (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 12, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 6, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Yusuf (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Hamida (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 3, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Kiza (Guest) on July 26, 2020
๐ Bookmarking this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 21, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 19, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on May 7, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 2, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 27, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ