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Farida
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Amina
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Asha
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Omari
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Athumani
Guest
May 28, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 20, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 17, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Husna
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Azima
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
