Why did the robber take a shower?

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 19, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sharifa (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 9, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Fadhili (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Ahmed (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on December 12, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 1, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Faiza (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Halimah (Guest) on September 25, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Asha (Guest) on September 14, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Biashara (Guest) on August 8, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mchuma (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 4, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 20, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 5, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Hekima (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Issa (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Maneno (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

John Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mohamed (Guest) on April 7, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 29, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Sumaya (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜