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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Salima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Asha
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Hekima
Guest
May 16, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Issa
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
