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Lydia Mahiga
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Aug 15, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Salma
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Azima
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mustafa
Guest
May 25, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 24, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 19, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 17, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 12, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 1, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
