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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Omari
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Makame
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Juma
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 21, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 16, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Wande
Guest
May 14, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Yahya
Guest
May 6, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Husna
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
