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What do you call two birds in love?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! π¦β€οΈ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
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