Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Aziza (Guest) on October 1, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Baraka (Guest) on September 28, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 23, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 20, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Salum (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 31, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Abubakari (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Faiza (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Abubakari (Guest) on August 1, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Biashara (Guest) on July 4, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 30, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mohamed (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 28, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Fadhila (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Muslima (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Baraka (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rashid (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 15, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Salima (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Azima (Guest) on April 5, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Arifa (Guest) on March 10, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 3, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 9, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Rashid (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Shamsa (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Leila (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 27, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 26, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nahida (Guest) on January 8, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zawadi (Guest) on January 5, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

George Tenga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

😅 I needed that!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kassim (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Safiya (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂