Which is faster, heat or cold?

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 25, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Aziza (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

James Kimani (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Jaffar (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Amir (Guest) on February 6, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Abubakar (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 31, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 23, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 29, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 7, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Makame (Guest) on December 5, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 31, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Sekela (Guest) on October 28, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Ali (Guest) on October 21, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mzee (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 18, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mjaka (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jafari (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mzee (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 22, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 24, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 5, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Omari (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 17, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Omari (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 17, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Fadhila (Guest) on March 17, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 10, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 3, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 23, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Shukuru (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄