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Farida
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Feb 26, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Binti
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Issa
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 30, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 19, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 12, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 10, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 10, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 9, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
😄 You got me!
