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Why was six afraid of seven?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
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