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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 13, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Issack
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Neema
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Masika
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Wande
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Azima
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Raha
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Leila
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 24, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 18, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 9, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 5, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Masika
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Azima
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
