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Brian Karanja
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Mar 27, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Amir
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Azima
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Faiza
Guest
May 17, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
