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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Majid
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Farida
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rahma
Guest
May 21, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 19, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 11, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Khadija
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
