What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Mustafa (Guest) on October 7, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 7, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mohamed (Guest) on October 4, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 22, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 18, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mgeni (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 15, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Issa (Guest) on September 10, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

James Mduma (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Fadhili (Guest) on September 4, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 23, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nahida (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 6, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Nahida (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Abubakar (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mhina (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Safiya (Guest) on July 13, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rubea (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Hassan (Guest) on June 23, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Amir (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Khamis (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Zulekha (Guest) on May 23, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kassim (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Tambwe (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on April 25, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 7, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 4, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 29, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 26, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😄 You got me!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 14, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 24, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Leila (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

David Chacha (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 7, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Shamim (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shabani (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mchuma (Guest) on January 1, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 28, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 25, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 13, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Abdullah (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰