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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Amani
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Omar
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omari
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Majid
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Omari
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 26, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Latifa
Guest
May 19, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 18, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Saidi
Guest
May 16, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Wande
Guest
May 10, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Maneno
Guest
May 9, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
