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Catherine Naliaka
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Dec 27, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Issa
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Binti
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Hekima
Guest
May 31, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 30, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 30, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 23, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Furaha
Guest
May 22, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Shukuru
Guest
May 16, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 9, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 9, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
