The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine
Welcome to the Laughter Lounge, where jokes flow like laughter-filled rivers and smiles are mandatory! If you're searching for a pick-me-up, look no further. We've compiled a list of ten rib-tickling jokes that will turn your frown upside down and leave you grinning from ear to ear. So, buckle up and get ready to embark on a journey of laughter and hilarity!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Oh, those sneaky little atoms! Always making mischief and causing scientists to question their trustworthiness. Who knew the building blocks of the universe had such a mischievous side?
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Imagine the audacity of a noodle pretending to be something it's not! It's impastable to resist laughing at this one. Just be careful, you may never trust your pasta again.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Poor bear, trying to chew on some honey with no teeth. But hey, at least it makes for a delightful candy treat. Who needs teeth when you have gummy bear hugs?
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Skeletons may be all bones, but they're not lacking in brains. They know that fighting is a job for the living. It's hard to pick a fight when you're transparent and missing some vital organs.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Who knew carrots had such a talent for mimicry? Move over, Polly the parrot, there's a new orange bird in town, and it's full of vitamins!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Scarecrows may not be the most animated creatures, but they certainly know how to stand out. Who knew guarding crops could be so award-worthy? The true unsung heroes of the farm.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Squirrels, those little acrobatic critters, always on the move, hoarding nuts. But don't underestimate their intelligence. They won't fall for just any nutty trick!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
Negative numbers can be quite intimidating, even for the most brilliant mathematicians. But hey, who wouldn't go to great lengths to avoid those pesky negatives?
- Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
Yes, we're revisiting the mischievous atoms. They're really up to no good! Scientists may be skeptical, but deep down, they know that atoms are just playing their part in creating everything we see.
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Mackerel!
Move over, King of the Jungle, because there's a new ruler in town, and it's a fish! Who would have thought that the underwater realm would have its own monarchy? Long live King Mackerel!
There you have it, folks! Ten jokes to brighten your day and paint a smile across your face. Remember, laughter is contagious, so spread it far and wide. Embrace the joy, and let it shine through every aspect of your day. Happy laughing!
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 1, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Hekima (Guest) on December 16, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
David Chacha (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 8, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Kassim (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 2, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 23, 2017
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 23, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on October 21, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2017
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Rashid (Guest) on September 6, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Makame (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Sofia (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Rabia (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 12, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 4, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2017
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Faiza (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 18, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Ahmed (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Bakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Salum (Guest) on May 15, 2017
π Rolling on the floor!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Chiku (Guest) on May 4, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Ndoto (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Rukia (Guest) on April 18, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2017
π You got me good!
Ahmed (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Zakaria (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Asha (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 9, 2017
π This made my day!
Yusra (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
John Malisa (Guest) on February 8, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄