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What do birds do on Halloween?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: They go trick-or-tweeting! 🎃🐦
Explanation: Birds, like many of us, enjoy the Halloween tradition of going door-to-door in their feathered costumes, but instead of saying trick-or-treat, they go trick-or-tweeting! They tweet their spooky greetings and collect delicious treats like birdseed or worms. It's a hilarious sight to see them all fluttering around in their adorable costumes, ready to celebrate Halloween in their own unique way. 🐦🎃🕷️
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