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Latifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
๐ That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Umi
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Salum
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Ali
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Warda
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
๐ Too good!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Raha
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
๐ This is gold!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 29, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Warda
Guest
May 21, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 8, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
