Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 11, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

James Kimani (Guest) on January 8, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jamal (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Furaha (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nahida (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 12, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Abubakar (Guest) on November 12, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 13, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 28, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 4, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Masika (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 18, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 5, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mhina (Guest) on June 8, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 7, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Fikiri (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kahina (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Yusra (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 30, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on March 24, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 17, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 15, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 8, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

David Chacha (Guest) on February 25, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kheri (Guest) on February 22, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sekela (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️