Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! 🍌🤸♀️
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! 🍒
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Husna (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 21, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 21, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Nasra (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 10, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Rabia (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Yusra (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 14, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 2, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 24, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Zubeida (Guest) on October 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Ali (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Nuru (Guest) on August 28, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 12, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Asha (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
David Chacha (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 14, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 12, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Yusra (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Sekela (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Asha (Guest) on June 28, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 16, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 8, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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😆 Still cracking up!
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I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️