Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Husna (Guest) on March 25, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 21, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 21, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 10, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rabia (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Yusra (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 14, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 2, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 24, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Zubeida (Guest) on October 1, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ali (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Nuru (Guest) on August 28, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 12, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 14, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Yusra (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sekela (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Asha (Guest) on June 28, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 8, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 16, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 28, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Yusuf (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️