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Esther Nyambura
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Jun 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 31, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 19, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 12, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Shani
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Salum
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Zubeida
Guest
May 24, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 20, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 18, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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John Lissu
Guest
May 15, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hashim
Guest
May 14, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
