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Salma
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Nov 9, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Amina
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Amina
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Leila
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sekela
Guest
May 29, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Habiba
Guest
May 5, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Binti
Guest
May 2, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Halima
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Masika
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ruth Mtangi
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Feb 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
