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Halimah
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Jan 31, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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David Sokoine
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Jan 28, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanais
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Jan 22, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Wande
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Warda
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Neema
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Leila
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Maida
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 30, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 30, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 23, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 17, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Amina
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
