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Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii

1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Date: March 17, 2022

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA

baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi, yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu ww inakuuma? lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu kila mtu akae na mamayake. 😂😂😂

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