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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo

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Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:

MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone
MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi
MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands
MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono

Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu.
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

George Tenga (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😅😊😂ðŸ‘

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

John Lissu (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! ðŸ†

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2024

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 29, 2024

😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

George Tenga (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2023

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ðŸ˜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂ðŸ‘

Kiza (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 Kali sana!

Omari (Guest) on August 8, 2023

😄 Kali sana!

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2023

😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 21, 2023

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

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Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! 😆

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Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

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Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 12, 2023

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Umesema kweli! 👌😂

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😂😂🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

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Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😄 Kichekesho gani!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😆😅😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 30, 2022

😂😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 13, 2022

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Nahida (Guest) on April 2, 2022

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Shamim (Guest) on March 25, 2022

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Mwanais (Guest) on March 10, 2022

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 6, 2022

ðŸ‘🤣😆😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 6, 2022

😅 Bado ninacheka!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2022

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Chiku (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 4, 2022

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2021

😅😂👌😊

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 18, 2021

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Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 11, 2021

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