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Man:Β Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:Β Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:Β Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga:Β Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger:Β Shukisha dere.
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