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Mwanamke wakizaramo: Unampa hela ana nunua dela anaenda ana msutia jirani, analivaa dela bila nguo ya ndani mbele yako, unazidiwa anakupa kitu fresh unatoka unatabasamu.πŸ€πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

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Mwanamke wa kihaya:
Unampa hela ukirudi unakuta majirani wote wanataarifa kuwa wew uliacha hela, anakupkia vitu vzuri, usiku anakuhudumia ukimsifia anakuhudumia tena hata mara nne kwa usiku mmoja..we mle sifa tuπŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€πŸ‘ŒπŸ½.

Mwanamke wa kichaga:
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