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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Gobble yes! π¦π₯³
Explanation: Oh, absolutely! Turkey leftovers are like the superheroes of the culinary world. They swoop in with their low-fat content, high protein, and essential nutrients, making them the perfect post-feast fuel. Plus, they'll help you save time and money because you won't need to cook for days! So, dig into those leftovers and let your taste buds do the happy turkey dance! Just remember to share some with the fridge too, it'll be so jealous it might start gobbling! π¦π½οΈπ
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