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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 12, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Shani
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 19, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Masika
Guest
May 18, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sarafina
Guest
May 14, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 3, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Warda
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
