Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Bahati (Guest) on September 12, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shukuru (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Yusra (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 2, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 31, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 23, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 24, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Shani (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 11, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

John Lissu (Guest) on July 2, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 29, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on June 22, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Halimah (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 15, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nassar (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 18, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Baridi (Guest) on May 7, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 5, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 4, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 3, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on April 26, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Wande (Guest) on April 17, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Salma (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 31, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Faiza (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Abubakar (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Jaffar (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on February 2, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Hassan (Guest) on January 28, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Majid (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Jafari (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 27, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Khatib (Guest) on December 22, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Rukia (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 17, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Chiku (Guest) on December 12, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 6, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️