Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line
4
Stori za simu za wavulana na wasichana
Date: September 18, 2016
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM
Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA
Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!
STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU
John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA
John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.
FUNZO..
Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..
Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys
hiyo apo
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_047a2de47ef0176babfe94866dcbb890, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Hii ndio Bongo
Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri k...
Read More
NIMEKAA NIKAWAZA 🙇🏼 KUWA KUNA MAMBO KAMA MATATU HIVI👌🏻 WAAFRIKA HATUYAJUI 🙉
KAMA TUNG...
Read More
Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo ...
Read More
HABARI MPASUKO..
jana katika taasisi ya wanyama pori ya Nat Geo ilitangazwa kuwa ametokea N...
Read More
Baba na mama baada ya kurudi safari pamoja wakakuta BARUA iko mezani SEBULENI ikisema…. "Baba n...
Read More
Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT. Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta ...
Read More
Januari kweli kiboko
Hii january sabuni za kuogea ni zile za kuoshea vyombo, yani u...
Read More
1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.
Read More
Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita bin...
Read More
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu...
Read More
Mhindi afaulu mtihani wa Kiswahili
(1) Mfa maji ?……………….. Tampa life jacket.Read More
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili b...
Read More
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
Khalifa (Guest) on July 1, 2024
😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 30, 2024
Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄
Nasra (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2024
😊😂😅👏
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2024
😅 Nilihitaji hii!
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 22, 2024
🤣🤣😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
Hekima (Guest) on April 1, 2024
😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆
David Chacha (Guest) on February 28, 2024
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
James Mduma (Guest) on February 25, 2024
😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 24, 2024
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊
Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2023
😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 16, 2023
😅😂😄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 9, 2023
😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!
Sultan (Guest) on October 20, 2023
🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 14, 2023
😆 Nacheka hadi chini!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 8, 2023
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
Sharifa (Guest) on August 5, 2023
😅 Bado ninacheka!
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 8, 2023
😂 Kali sana!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 27, 2023
🤣🤣😄😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 4, 2023
😂🤣😂😅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 2, 2023
😂😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 12, 2023
Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2023
😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 27, 2022
😆 Kali sana!
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 22, 2022
🤣🔥😊
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2022
😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 8, 2022
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
Fatuma (Guest) on September 11, 2022
Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 11, 2022
😆😂👏
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 31, 2022
😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 17, 2022
😊😂🤣
Hamida (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!
Nassar (Guest) on July 28, 2022
😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2022
Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆
Yusuf (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Aziza (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
😅😂👌😊
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 15, 2022
😂🤣😆😅