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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi

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CHEKA KIDOGO

MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.
Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku
akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,
Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka
mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama
kawaida
Hawara 1;nakupenda
Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla
Mume wngu hajarudi.
Hawara 1;oke!
Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara
mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume
wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke
wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua
hawara 2.
mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua
mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu
hajarudi..
picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote,
mlangon kukagongwa
mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun
jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea
mumewe,
mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka
eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana
tulikua hatuna mboga
mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu.
hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo
uvunguni… 

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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! πŸ€”πŸ˜†

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2024

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

John Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 23, 2024

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

James Kimani (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 21, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 5, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Rahma (Guest) on November 8, 2023

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 4, 2023

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 4, 2023

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 13, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2023

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 6, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 2, 2023

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 16, 2023

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

John Lissu (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 4, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Hawa (Guest) on December 30, 2022

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 19, 2022

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2022

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 15, 2022

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Shani (Guest) on September 10, 2022

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2022

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2022

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 5, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Maulid (Guest) on March 31, 2022

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 28, 2022

πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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