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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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👥 Susan Wangari Guest Mar 2, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

👥 Mjaka Guest Mar 1, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

👥 Mohamed Guest Feb 10, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

👥 Grace Majaliwa Guest Feb 7, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

👥 Peter Mugendi Guest Feb 7, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

👥 Grace Minja Guest Feb 6, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Feb 4, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

👥 Majid Guest Feb 3, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Jan 21, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

👥 Sarafina Guest Jan 16, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

👥 Binti Guest Jan 9, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

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