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Ramadhan
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Mar 16, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Mwalimu
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Mar 12, 2023
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
๐ This just made my day!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Amani
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Amir
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Umi
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Asha
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Chum
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Shani
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Shabani
Guest
May 27, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 5, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Neema
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐