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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Asha
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Raha
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Issack
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ahmed
Guest
May 30, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nahida
Guest
May 30, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 28, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 25, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 20, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 14, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mashaka
Guest
May 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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John Lissu
Guest
May 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 6, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Wande
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
