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Rehema
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Mar 30, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nancy Akumu
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Mar 22, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Alice Mwikali
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Mar 8, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sultan
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Feb 15, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Maida
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 23, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 22, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nashon
Guest
May 21, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 21, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 18, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 8, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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James Kimani
Guest
May 1, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Salma
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Raha
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
