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Biashara
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Chum
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Leila
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Salima
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Makame
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mazrui
Guest
May 10, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
