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Benjamin Masanja
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Feb 13, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Chris Okello
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Feb 11, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Raha
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Halima
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Amina
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Azima
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Chum
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Salum
Guest
May 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 25, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Halima
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Amani
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
